Diabetic Sucker Parody (Specifically for Nick Jonas)

Hey everyone I made another diabetic parody. This one goes out to Nick Jonas, because in case you didn't know, he is also a type one diabetic.

Lyrics:

Hey there Nick Jonas,
Can we be best diabuddies, you and me?
We both have issues, (yeah)
Producing the drug insulin naturally

Just like Mary Tyler Moore, Court Justice Sotomayor,
There’s Bret Michaels, Jay Cutler, Theresa May
Our medicine is the same, pancreases are all lame,
And, Nicky you know I got to say

I'm diabetic like you
I’ll do anything nonbetics do perfectly!
I’m diabetic like you,
No I didn’t get it from too much candy


I’m diabetic and don’t get it wrong you see I
Got type one not type 2 (type 2) not type 2 (type 2)

And Nick we make the typical diabetic look cool
It’s true, I’m diabetic like you

(bad fake whistling because I can’t whistle that well)

Yo, there Nick Jonas
We never met, but you know everything you need
We can trade numbers (yeah)
Our highest highs and lowest lows
And A1C

I’ve been dancing on top of cars and stumbling out of bars
been feeling kind of bizarre, let’s check my blood
all my friend were screaming yo, DanHaddin you’re going low
Didn’t mean to make it obvious

I’m diabetic like you,
I leave a trail of test strips everywhere you see,
I’m diabetic like you
I wear my insulin pump tubing fashionably

I’m diabetic and tired of all of the stereotypes that ain’t true
(ain’t true) that ain’t true (ain’t true)

Cuz we all know the typical diabetic is cool
It’s true! I’m diabetic like you

(more fake whistling)

Just like Mary Tyler Moore, Court Justice Sotomayor,
There’s Bret Michaels, Jay Cutler, Theresa May
Our medicine is the same, pancreases are all lame,
And, Nicky you know I got to say

I’m diabetic like you
So can I join the Jonas brother family?
I’m diabetic like you,
I’ll hit the road with you guys anytime you need

I’m diabetic and I won’t be subtle: just please
Let me get to know you, to know you

And we can show the world how much diabetics can rule
We rule,
I’m diabetic like you

(even more fake whistling)

I’m diabetic like you

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